Universal Medicine Cult Gossip July 2014 – integrity roundup

Not-Gossiping-NetworkingJuly 27: Responding to UM’s Esoteric ‘facts’ July 23: Charity cyber-bullying  July 21: Esoteric Womens Health Money for Nothing  July 17: College of UM Bullshit – Donations policy, Kate Greenaway & ACM *Sergio the philolsopher at the movies July 15: Slideshare propaganda lol July 14: Selling a patronizing, sexist, rip off – Esoteric Womens Health and the Women in Livingness magazine. July 12, 2014: Women in Livingness Magazine & Launch. July 9: *Serge Benhayon on reading ovaries *Breast Cancer Care retreat Lismore July 11

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Charging for charity – the tax exempt College of Universal Medicine’s first annual evasion statement

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Serge Benhayon, aka ‘the voice from heaven’ (left), drumming up cash.

Until recently, charities in Australia could raise and spend money without accounting to anyone. This year, the newly formed Australian Not for Profit and Charity Commission required them to submit an Annual Information Statement. The College of Universal Medicine surpassed itself by also forwarding its audited accounts. The information tells us the College raised almost half a million dollars, spent nothing, and their charitable activities were merely marketing events for UM’s business. Typical of anything UniMed, their attempt at transparency raises more questions than it answers, including why the charity is talking about buying a school building, when the students have already paid for one.

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Holy Hogwash – Serge Benhayon’s grandiosity New Year 2012

Poor LeonardoSerge Benhayon’s New Year’s message for 2014 was a fizzer in comparison to the grandiose delusions of previous years. Probably because he didn’t write it. The thing presented on the Universal Medicine website looks more like damage control, botched together by a committee. Similarly, ever since media scrutiny of UM commenced, the World’s Teacher has pulled his funny looking head in, and refuses to grant interviews or speak publicly, beyond his entranced flock. So it’s with some nostalgia we listened to his 2012 New Year’s interview, recorded at the dawn of his much hyped ‘New Era’, when everything was going to get ‘better and better for those living a soul-full life’, and a lot worse for us loveless members of the Astral cult. Business was booming and the guru was only too happy to out himself as a first class nutter, broadcasting his omnipotent ‘intuition’ and writing off human life

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The Universal Medicine cult building fund – the voice from heaven calls for more cash!

Hit-em-againEsoteric Breast Massager and editor of cult leader Serge Benhayon’s self published tomes, Gabriel Conrad, had a profound and soul-full revelation at the 2012 UK Livingness retreat: multi millionaire Serge doesn’t have enough cash!! In the following fiery appeal to the faithful for evermore funds, Conrad gushes over Serge’s amazing GENEROSITY in allowing his students to pay for renovation of his property. She then plugs the spiritual benefits of donating to the guru’s tax exempt commercial scam with the fiction that students will ‘own our own building’ and that doing so is in defiance of the evil, conspiring, Astral Cult.

Whatever. One wonders if she’s emailed the faithful to tell them the Astral Cult, in the form of the UK Charity Commission, has the Sound Foundation under the microscope, and Serge’s UK church is at risk of losing the lot.

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Serge Benhayon on Evil, Murder and Rape

nosferatu-herzogUniversal Medicine cult leader, Serge Benhayon, is fond of referring to his approach to ‘truth’ as spherical. On planet reality we’d call it inverse. The following quotes from his writings reveal his spherical approach to evil, where murder and rape are not ‘in-truth’ evil, while altruism, charity, sport, intelligence, emotions and factual information are crimes deserving of disease and damnation for future lifetimes. Benhayon’s disturbing views on murder call into question his history, and underscore his relentless Livingness death drive, which his followers, including medical doctors, enthusiastically promote.

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The tax exempt College of Universal Medicine – a hostile education

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Forget Universal Medicine’s money for nothing products and services, for years a major source of the multi-million dollar cult’s income has been donations. In 2011, cult leader, Serge Benhayon was moved to tears by his success at conning the Australian Tax Office into granting the College of Universal Medicine tax exempt charity status. However, we think it unlikely Benhayon informed the ATO of his enmity to education, altruism and charity as evidenced throughout his writings and rantings. Moreover, notes supplied by intellectually challenged Esoteric students reveal the quality of education we can expect from his sham college.

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Universal Insults – Serge Benhayon’s degradation of the ailing

Universal Medicine markets itself as a complementary medicine organization that promotes healthy living, however, the Esoteric healing services sold by cult leader Serge Benhayon glorify death and reincarnation at the expense of physical and mental health. A critical element of Benhayon’s Livingness death drive is magical thinking, where Esoterically correct thoughts and behaviour are rewarded with improved reincarnations, while the contrary are punished with disease and adversity. His writings show how Benhayon has borrowed from New Age mogul, Louise Hay’s book of moralistic magical thinking spells, and reveal his toxic attitudes to the sick, disabled and marginalized.

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Money HEALS! LOL!

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Nothing occurs by accident on Planet Serge. It’s all KARMA. So when cult leader Serge Benhayon’s ex wife, book keeper and not so secret keeper, Deborah Benhayon, delivers a presentation on how the Esoteric use of money is a form of HEALING, you can expect it will be followed closely by the cashed up guru himself appealing for funds.

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Serge Benhayon’s ageless wisdom

the-thinkerA true Seer uses smell to look into the future and taste to see the past. When you know what this means, you too will be a true Seer. (Benhayon, 2011, p.712)

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Not on the payroll – an Esoteric mystery

unicorns-and-fairies-mystical-unicorn-art-gallery-pegasus-desktop-221876In February this year, Esoteric student and cult lawyer, Paula Fletcher of Universal Law solicitors, Mullumbimby, outed herself as a blog troll on the Universal Medicine Accountability site. The self-loving lawyer, thinking she’d signed in anonymously to defend one of the cult’s bent surgeons, answered Venus’s enquiry about how much money she’d made out of Universal Medicine cult damage with the famous line, ‘not on anyone’s payroll actually’. A couple of weeks ago we received a copyright infringement notice for using scanned images of Serge’s healing symbols sent to WordPress from, quelle surprise, Universal Law’s Paula Fletcher. In the following exploration of Esoteric my$tici$m we look at the supernatural sources of the cult’s wealth, and the enigmatic question of who is on the payroll on Planet $erge and who isn’t?  And why not? Read the rest of this entry »