Cult Marketing: Esoteric Women’s Health Presents a short film about nothing

From Esoteric Women’s Health, an infomercial without the info. Truly Deeply Beautiful – A True Celebration of Cult Women stars the Universal Medicine cult’s top female ROLE MODELS – the Lie Lie Lie Baldwin sisters & Ms Transparency 2012, Sarah Davis, and a few other Women in Lyingness speaking the same stilted jargon. Nope, there’s no mention of Natalie Pty Ltd Benhayon’s grimy modalities: Esoteric Breast, Uterus & Ovary Massage, and their obligatory privacy invasions, inappropriate touching, sexism, amateur rape counselling, unsolicited relationship toxification and over servicing. And while the stars of the show are determined to exhibit their nasty personal habits, no one discloses their financial connection to Universal Medicine, let alone what Esoteric Uterus Massage with the unremarkable and unqualified Curtis Benhayon entails. My erudite review after the jump, including a special message to Real Media Real Change proprietor, Sarah Davis, and token yes artist doctor, Anne Malatt.

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Not on the payroll – an Esoteric mystery

unicorns-and-fairies-mystical-unicorn-art-gallery-pegasus-desktop-221876In February this year, Esoteric student and cult lawyer, Paula Fletcher of Universal Law solicitors, Mullumbimby, outed herself as a blog troll on the Universal Medicine Accountability site. The self-loving lawyer, thinking she’d signed in anonymously to defend one of the cult’s bent surgeons, answered Venus’s enquiry about how much money she’d made out of Universal Medicine cult damage with the famous line, ‘not on anyone’s payroll actually’. A couple of weeks ago we received a copyright infringement notice for using scanned images of Serge’s healing symbols sent to WordPress from, quelle surprise, Universal Law’s Paula Fletcher. In the following exploration of Esoteric my$tici$m we look at the supernatural sources of the cult’s wealth, and the enigmatic question of who is on the payroll on Planet $erge and who isn’t?  And why not? Read the rest of this entry »


Esoteric Creativity – sexual abuse denial set to muzak

We interrupt our regular programming to show you what could happen if Serge Benhayon rearranges your brain cells and you combine that mess with music lessons from Chris James. The result is something like the Osmond family crossed with the Beverley Hillbillies on benzodiazepines and nitrous oxide. We think it unlikely to find chart success anywhere but on Planet Serge where facts that come with photographic evidence are ‘lie lie lies’, and having your genitals pawed by an ex bankrupt junior tennis coach and toilet epiphanist is called ‘healing’. Read the rest of this entry »


Rebecca Baldwin fails to shut down our hate blogs again

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Some time in the past month Rebecca Baldwin and other Universal Medicine cult members complained to blog hosts, WordPress, that I’d breached copyright of their false accusations of false accusations and other sexual abuse denying comments by pasting them here on the FACTS blog. Several comments were subsequently removed, which was a heart rending LOSS for us and the rest of the literary community. We pasted them to be read in context with the photographic evidence of Serge Benhayon inappropriately touching clients and teaching it as ‘healing’ for sexual abuse, and in light of the fact Benhayon’s shrill defenders have participated in the molestation themselves. As part of the transparent process for dealing with alleged copyright breaches, the administrators at WordPress forwarded Rebecca Baldwin’s hissy little complaint, where she shows just how hostile to facts and accountability she is, and in the absence of evidence or just cause wants WordPress to remove our blogs, because SHE SAYS SO.

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Rebecca Baldwin – Universal Medicine cult sexual abuse apologist falsely accuses us of false accusations

DeeperFemaleness1It’s little wonder Rebecca and the other cult apologists are so defensive about these images from a Sacred Esoteric Healing Workshop manual. They’ve carried out the technique at workshops where it was taught. She and numerous others have participated in the molestation.

When Serge and Rebecca et al grope genitals it’s ‘healing’. It can’t be abusive because Universal Medicine OWNS sexual abuse. The cult’s abuse deniers intimidate and demean victims via vicious Groupthink, and believe by publicly disclosing their own histories and insisting the abuse they’ve suffered is more important than anyone else’s, they get to decide what constitutes a legitimate complaint.

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