Esoteric forbidden love – Universal Medicine’s secret communiques

In response to popular demand – more of UM’s back of house shenanigans. Forget ‘everyday healthy, self-loving choices’, soul-fullness and gentle-ness – the messages coming out of the ‘Debasing Evil‘ debacle are awash with vitriol. The Esoteric lovers of humanity insist on secrecy, and as usual characterize questioning and criticism as ‘hate’, ‘evil’ and ‘bullying’, with a crescendo of hyperbolic accusations that have to be read to be believed.

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Universal Medicine is toxic to children

Serge Benhayon’s sexually explicit rants and his exorcism stage act are harmful enough to children without his damaging anti-family brainwashing. Within the messiah’s perverse occult philosophy is the recipe for shattering families, and the sickest teachings are arguably his pronouncements on the female body, rhetorically assaulting the physical bonds between mothers and babies. On top of being subjected to harmful practices, Universal Medicine cult children are deprived of nurturing and responsible parenting in the name of ‘healing’ and ‘self-love’. 

NSW Child Protection Helpline 132 111

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Serge Benhayon’s New Year’s Message for 2014 – disappointingly dilute wackjobbery

Sergio the Bullshitter has posted his 2014 New Year’s Message and my goodness how watered down it is compared with previous years – no catastrophes, no Esoteric fire and brimstone or threats of disease, little detectable misanthropy, and um, little else to remark on.

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The Universal Medicine cult under ATTACK

Letter to the Student Body

4 November 2013 8:05 PM

Hi Students,

As you are well aware, over the last 18 months there has been a concerted effort by a small group of people to harass and vilify Universal Medicine, Serge Benhayon, Students of the Livingness and anyone associated with Universal Medicine.

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More money for more nothing – Universal Healing Symbols

Extractor3A Universal Medicine cult specialty is selling worthless services and dubious merchandise at a premium price, and reselling them…and reselling them. Universal Healing Symbols, sold in several sizes, were ‘impressed’ on Serge Benhayon presumably soon after he sat on the toilet in 1999 to contemplate his bankruptcy and heard sweet and beautiful voices that told him to start a cult. For years he’s re-impressed the symbols on his followers ranging in price from AUD$5 for a celo glazed postcard to $160 for a ‘business clearing map’ printed on soulfully laminated art board. Benhayon says these overpriced, funny looking bits of rubbish assist with healing, but he also says that about having your genitals palpated by an unqualified numbskull.

UPDATE: Serge Benhayon has squealed copyright infringement and issued a DMCA takedown notice for the images of his oh so beauty-fully designed bits of crap. Lucky he had some help from Paula not on the payroll Fletcher of Universal Law, otherwise WordPress might not have known WTF he was on about.

UPDATE IV: The bogus copyright infringement claims failed, Paula Fletcher is full of shit, and the symbols iz back!! They so totally belong on the internet, yes?

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When wackjobs unite – Serge Benhayon vs Don

wackjobsuniteEsoteric Development Group Message 14 features medicine conspiracy theorist, Don, in an epistolary bromance with Prana Conquistador, Benhayon. As piss takingly ‘spherical’ as ever Serge lets  his flock know exactly how he feels about competing alternative healing modalities.

Anyone who can read to the end without swearing, laughing loudly or primal screaming wins an eternal subscription to the Livingness.

But you can pay for it yourself, and probably are.

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Esoteric Judas – dealing with dissent in the Universal Medicine cult

judas640_360 Serge Benhayon’s Esoteric ‘truth’ is so flawless and divinely all encompassing no one ever need question it. Yet, once in a while a cult member does the unthinkable and ‘detracts’ from the work. In Benhayon’s EDG Message 9, we are not told how such detractors behaved, except that they aren’t fully committed to the Livingness death drive, but we get a taste of how Benhayon handles dissent – by comparing the less committed with the apostle Judas, accusing them of jealousy and damning them to repeated future incarnations with mental disabilities such as autism and Down Syndrome.

Love-ly.

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