Unpacking Serge Benhayon’s scam Esoteric Breast Massage

The bogus healing claims for Esoteric Breast Massage are headed for examination by the Supreme Court, and last month its inventor, Serge Benhayon, posted a video defence of the modality on Vimeo. Within 36 hours of me posting it here and critiquing it, it was removed, along with several other EBM promotionals. (They’ve since been restored to different links with restrictions on embedding.) I’ve compiled them into one video with commentary and a few expository facts Universal Medicine’s Esoteric Women’s Health had withheld. Benhayon’s bizarre apologism was yet another confirmation his women’s health modalities are a predatory fraud, and his attitudes to women are derogatory and sick. If he wasn’t successfully plying this garbage to the vulnerable and benefiting personally from large bequests from cancer patients, this would be written off as a bad taste joke. But it gets worse. This charlatan and his grubby business is receiving endorsements from enamoured medical professionals.

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Dr Rachel Hall – cult, quackery and mystic dentistry special

This week Dr Rachel Hall of Evolve Dental Healing Kenmore tried to have me arrested again for Esoteric thought crimes. This time for replying to her tweets.

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Daily Telegraph on the peril of Universal Medicine cult doctors

Esther Rockett

UniMed cult doctors portray their religious belief in Serge Benhayon’s occult nonsense as medical opinions, promote quackery, and financially and psychologically exploit patients by recruiting to his New Age scam. Today’s Daily Telegraph report on a patient harmed by one of the doctors also raises serious questions over their competence, and their participation in Benhayon’s glorification of death.

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Holy Hogwash – Serge Benhayon’s grandiosity New Year 2012

Poor LeonardoSerge Benhayon’s New Year’s message for 2014 was a fizzer in comparison to the grandiose delusions of previous years. Probably because he didn’t write it. The thing presented on the Universal Medicine website looks more like damage control, botched together by a committee. Similarly, ever since media scrutiny of UM commenced, the World’s Teacher has pulled his funny looking head in, and refuses to grant interviews or speak publicly, beyond his entranced flock. So it’s with some nostalgia we listened to his 2012 New Year’s interview, recorded at the dawn of his much hyped ‘New Era’, when everything was going to get ‘better and better for those living a soul-full life’, and a lot worse for us loveless members of the Astral cult. Business was booming and the guru was only too happy to out himself as a first class nutter, broadcasting his omnipotent ‘intuition’ and writing off human life

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Universal Medicine Cult Propaganda Madness

craniometerIn more propaganda madness, Lee Green had his first period; Christoph Schnell says UM is the first religion to be SCIENCE; E. Walsh says seeing is believing because of Plato, and SERGE SAYS SO; and E.W. the cult cop (?) reckons it’s wrong to be right, implying it’s right to do wrong.

Whatever, Serge Benhayon doesn’t give a crap. He’s got Debby counting the money.

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Universal Insults – Serge Benhayon’s degradation of the ailing

Universal Medicine markets itself as a complementary medicine organization that promotes healthy living, however, the Esoteric healing services sold by cult leader Serge Benhayon glorify death and reincarnation at the expense of physical and mental health. A critical element of Benhayon’s Livingness death drive is magical thinking, where Esoterically correct thoughts and behaviour are rewarded with improved reincarnations, while the contrary are punished with disease and adversity. His writings show how Benhayon has borrowed from New Age mogul, Louise Hay’s book of moralistic magical thinking spells, and reveal his toxic attitudes to the sick, disabled and marginalized.

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Serge Benhayon’s ageless wisdom

the-thinkerA true Seer uses smell to look into the future and taste to see the past. When you know what this means, you too will be a true Seer. (Benhayon, 2011, p.712)

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When wackjobs unite – Serge Benhayon vs Don

wackjobsuniteEsoteric Development Group Message 14 features medicine conspiracy theorist, Don, in an epistolary bromance with Prana Conquistador, Benhayon. As piss takingly ‘spherical’ as ever Serge lets  his flock know exactly how he feels about competing alternative healing modalities.

Anyone who can read to the end without swearing, laughing loudly or primal screaming wins an eternal subscription to the Livingness.

But you can pay for it yourself, and probably are.

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The Esoteric crimes of the Astral cult

stickemup Just when you thought you’d recovered from Serge Benhayon’s revelation that WE’RE ALL IN A CULT! 😮 here’s his list of crimes we’re all guilty of – each and every loveless one of us on Planet Earth who hasn’t invested in the UM death and molestation fund – along with a few of the Judases within the cult who’ve paid up but haven’t fully submitted. Some of you may be grateful to know this is the last extract from EDG Message 23, which also gave us misandry and paedophilia, but the bad news is Serge has written mountains of this crap.

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Sanity can prevail, even when it comes to Eunice Minford

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