The Sound Foundation charitable trust’s AMAZING generosity – recruitment drives targeting health workers

chaiselongueIn October 2013, Universal Medicine’s UK charity, the Sound Foundation, in Frome, Somerset was issued an action plan by the UK Charity Commission over issues of public benefit and trustee conflicts of interest. In other words, the cult was busted running a tax exempt sham and given a deadline to start acting like a legitimate charity – by spending money in ways that benefit the public rather than the Benhayon family of bullshitters and an assortment of hangers on. Given that the charity’s income in the year ending September 2012 was £1.2M and the charitable spending that year amounted to a piddling £74K, we were hoping for big things before the deadline of May 1. But nuh. The maternity unit at Frome Community Hospital were given a few chairs…For the staff. And we know why the cult likes to butter up medical staff.

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The College of Universal Medicine – a self serving charity – guest post by the Lord of Form

Wikipedia says ‘Charitable giving is the act of giving money, goods or time to the unfortunate.’ According to our favourite anti-cult guerrilla, the Lord of Form, Sergio Reverso Benhayon ‘considers the act of charity in how he receives it, not how he gives it.’ On Planet Serge, charity is all about benefit to Serge. He says as much in the College’s publicity, and sadly, his followers will continue to give. And give.

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Holy Hogwash – Serge Benhayon’s grandiosity New Year 2012

Poor LeonardoSerge Benhayon’s New Year’s message for 2014 was a fizzer in comparison to the grandiose delusions of previous years. Probably because he didn’t write it. The thing presented on the Universal Medicine website looks more like damage control, botched together by a committee. Similarly, ever since media scrutiny of UM commenced, the World’s Teacher has pulled his funny looking head in, and refuses to grant interviews or speak publicly, beyond his entranced flock. So it’s with some nostalgia we listened to his 2012 New Year’s interview, recorded at the dawn of his much hyped ‘New Era’, when everything was going to get ‘better and better for those living a soul-full life’, and a lot worse for us loveless members of the Astral cult. Business was booming and the guru was only too happy to out himself as a first class nutter, broadcasting his omnipotent ‘intuition’ and writing off human life

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Serge Benhayon’s New Year’s Message for 2014 – disappointingly dilute wackjobbery

Sergio the Bullshitter has posted his 2014 New Year’s Message and my goodness how watered down it is compared with previous years – no catastrophes, no Esoteric fire and brimstone or threats of disease, little detectable misanthropy, and um, little else to remark on.

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Cult Meme Comp Entries

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Meme by MacReady

We announced the meme competition, with details of the rules and expensive prizes in the previous post. The comp is open into the New Year and you can enter as many times as you like, but be warned, competition is FIERCE. We add to the entries as they come in so check back from time to time, and we may even take a democratic-ish poll to determine the winner some time in the New Year.

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Merry Pranic Christmas & announcing the cult meme competition!

AmazingMonaDunno about you, but I’ll be having one heck of a Pranic Christmas; marinated in brandy, dipped in custard, rolled in evil dried fruit and with a few nut crackers thrown in.

To prevent our readers from lacking direction and purpose during their time off from the Astral salt mines, Venus and I thought we should give them something meaningful to occupy themselves – a glimpse of our site stats and a CRACKING END OF YEAR Universal Medicine Cult MEME COMPETITION!!!

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The Universal Medicine cult building fund – the voice from heaven calls for more cash!

Hit-em-againEsoteric Breast Massager and editor of cult leader Serge Benhayon’s self published tomes, Gabriel Conrad, had a profound and soul-full revelation at the 2012 UK Livingness retreat: multi millionaire Serge doesn’t have enough cash!! In the following fiery appeal to the faithful for evermore funds, Conrad gushes over Serge’s amazing GENEROSITY in allowing his students to pay for renovation of his property. She then plugs the spiritual benefits of donating to the guru’s tax exempt commercial scam with the fiction that students will ‘own our own building’ and that doing so is in defiance of the evil, conspiring, Astral Cult.

Whatever. One wonders if she’s emailed the faithful to tell them the Astral Cult, in the form of the UK Charity Commission, has the Sound Foundation under the microscope, and Serge’s UK church is at risk of losing the lot.

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Steffen Messerschmidt – naturopath, cult yes man, opportuni$t

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International Mens Day & the Universal Medicine Cult – joy-full emasculation

RMRCDonateyourballsBoys have accidents to shake the energy out of them. If your son comes home and you feel he has been affected by male “pack” energy,  you need to shake the energy out of him either by cutting it verbally  or physically shaking him. It is occasionally best to smack it out of him, so that he avoids an accident. Serge Benhayon, quoted in student notes, Esoteric Development Group, 8, May 17, 2008

Those arbiters of Esoteric transparency, Real Media Real Change are at it again, exploiting a respectable event to lure new donors to cult leader, Serge Benhayon’s temple of death, sexism, molestation, narcissism and real estate enhancement. But this time they’re targeting blokes, and they don’t just want their money, they want their balls as well.

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Serge Benhayon on Evil, Murder and Rape

nosferatu-herzogUniversal Medicine cult leader, Serge Benhayon, is fond of referring to his approach to ‘truth’ as spherical. On planet reality we’d call it inverse. The following quotes from his writings reveal his spherical approach to evil, where murder and rape are not ‘in-truth’ evil, while altruism, charity, sport, intelligence, emotions and factual information are crimes deserving of disease and damnation for future lifetimes. Benhayon’s disturbing views on murder call into question his history, and underscore his relentless Livingness death drive, which his followers, including medical doctors, enthusiastically promote.

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