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Cult Meme Comp Entries

MacReady(2)

Meme by MacReady

We announced the meme competition, with details of the rules and expensive prizes in the previous post. The comp is open into the New Year and you can enter as many times as you like, but be warned, competition is FIERCE. We add to the entries as they come in so check back from time to time, and we may even take a democratic-ish poll to determine the winner some time in the New Year.

Entry by Feline Aphrodite

Entry by Feline Aphrodite

You Know Who or his brother or some hate blogger or someone

You Know Who or his brother or some hate blogger or someone

Entry by Venus

Entry by Venus

Another from MacReady

Another from MacReady

One more from You Know Who.

One more from You Know Who.

Anonymous

Anonymous

One of Mine - Enter your own meme or I'll have to win a lunch date with myself!

One of Mine – Enter your own meme or I’ll have to win a lunch date with myself!

Rippled Donut's entry

Rippled Donut’s entry

You Know Who scores bonus points for creative use of montage. Bravo!

You Know Who scores bonus points for creative use of montage. Bravo!

The Save Elvis from Sergio Uncharitable Trust

Entry from the Save Elvis from Sergio Uncharitable Trust

Venus does her worst

Venus does her worst

Anonymous II Bonus points for Christmas theme. Well done!

Anonymous II Bonus points for Christmas theme. Well done!

UnesotericPseudonymAncientWisdom

Offering from Esoterically Illegal Pseudonym

One more from MacReady

One more from MacReady

I couldn't resist

I couldn’t resist

You Know Who  Bonus points for spherical reasoning and doing tricky visual stuff we haven't figured out how to do yet

You Know Who
scores bonus points for spherical reasoning and doing tricky visual stuff we haven’t figured out how to do yet

Venus

Venus tries hard

RJM enters the fray

RJM enters the fray

Another one of mine

Another one of mine

MacReady is on fire!

MacReady is on fire!

Entry from Astral Troll

Entry from Astral Troll

MacReady keeping them coming

MacReady keeping them coming

Venus gets grumpier

Venus gets grumpier

Entry from the Occult Philosophy Appreciation Society

Entry from the Occult Philosophy Appreciation Society

Entry from Hoping for a date with Princess  (What if you end up with Venus?)

Entry from Hoping for a date with Princess
(Yeah, okay, but what if you end up with Venus?)

Entry from the Truth Rehabilitation Action Group

Entry from the Truth Rehabilitation Action Group

Entry from SPCA - Society for Prevention of Cruelty to the Astral Cult

Entry from SPCA – Society for Prevention of Cruelty to the Astral Cult

Entry from Meditators Anonymous

Entry from Meditators Anonymous

Another from the Occult Philosophy and Phertilizer Appreciation Society

Another from the Occult Philosophy and Phertilizer Appreciation Society

Entry from the only 12th degree Initiate in the Universe

Entry from the only 12th degree Initiate in the Universe

Entry from The Creator

Entry from The Creator (patent holder of CPS – Cosmic Positioning System)

Entry from the EMU: Enlightened Masters Union

Entry from the EMU: Enlightened Masters Union

Another Entry from Enlightened Masters Union

Another Entry from Enlightened Masters Union

Entry from the Refugee Cats of Byron Shire

Entry from the Refugee Cats of Byron Shire

Entry from Arcturus ATTACKS

Entry from Arcturus ATTACKS

Boromir

Boromir says his piece

Entry from the Goonellabah Socialist League

Entry from the Goonellabah Socialist League

Entry from Pinepple Rd Archaeological Project (click to enlarge)

Entry from Pinepple Rd Archaeological Project (click to enlarge)

Entry from Binky the Pranic Primate (aka You Know Who)

Entry from Binky the Pranic Primate (aka You Know Who)

choices

Another from U NO HOO

Entry from Real Media Real Hysteria

Entry from Real Media Real Hysteria

Entry from the Astral Neuropsych Association & their cats

Entry from the Astral Neuropsych Association & their cats

 

Entry from You Know Whos Big Brother

Entry from You Know Who’s Big Brother (points deducted for spelling errors, bonus points for output)

 


29 Comments on “Cult Meme Comp Entries”

  1. Darkly Venus says:

    Look, it has nothing to do with the cult, but I just saw this on Twitter. It’s like something Serge would think up. Good holiday LOL http://www.j-walk.com/other/wifispray/

  2. Someone was looking for the Keep Calm generator: http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

    And anon winners are still allowed to take me to lunch. We’ll wear burqas or something. As long as I get some bubbles.

  3. You Know Who assures us that the rather pranic looking individual to the right of Serge’s whiteboard in his second entry is in fact an ENTITY caught on a special PRANIC ENTITY CAMERA available if you allow us to direct debit only $59.95* from your credit card. The camera comes with a FREE set of steak knives.

    The camera is UNIQUE in that it’s operated remotely, so you send us a photo of a situation where an entity may be present and we’ll process it with the camera and send the image back to you complete with your very own ENTITY available in a variety of colours, sexual orientations and two flavours – banana or strawberry.

    *per month for 48 months.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Those singing cats are short one lie.

  5. you know who says:

    Was the scroll discovered in an ancient cave in Goonellebah?
    Scholars will trawl over it for years to come trying to figure out what the arcane and strange markings all mean.

    • Serge’s latest stool sample is titled ‘An Open Letter to Humanity’.

      • MacReady says:

        Dear humanity,

        I am The One. I’ve been sent from Sham-balla to show you the error of your loveless ways. I know more about the secrets of the universe than any scientist. I’m in exclusive contact with a group of magical ex pedophiles and murderers called The Hierarchy. I am here to herald a New Era. If you don’t believe me, that’s proof that I’m telling the truth but your spirit is in resistance. Charities have the same energy as pedophilia. I run a charity. Capitalism is evil. Give me your money. Men who are sexually attracted to underage girls are being controlled by entities. I started pursuing my current wife when she was 13. In the ‘astral cult’ world outside of Universal Medicine, teenage girls are in danger of being ‘split’ by older men. Send your teenage daughters to stay at my house. I didn’t have any financial incentive to do all this. Life was cruisey before I realized I was the messiah. Except I was bankrupt and still owe hundreds of thousands of dollars to various individuals and institutions. I have more integrity than anyone ever.

        Yours in emotionless esoteric love and atmic service.

        Serge.

  6. susieQ says:

    Gawwd! Such a tight contest…..unbelievably top top entries all of them. I do not envy the judges.Great work. Spoken from aching hearts!?

  7. Okay, this isn’t cult related either, but it’s a good laugh – Amazon Reviews of Cory Bernardi’s latest book – in case any of you thought our reviews of Serge’s bullshit are harsh. http://www.amazon.com/THE-CONSERVATIVE-REVOLUTION-Cory-Bernardi/product-reviews/1922168963/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary/186-8574795-9177316?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending

  8. you know who says:

    I was quoting one of the commentators on the the love blogs I noticed the other day “Your are amazing”.

    • Okay okay, add half a bonus point each for irony and satire. Deduct two points for fibbing. Add one point for creative use of fibbing.

      Everybody, we’ll announce the winner soon. To hell with a poll. No one else does anything democratically so why should we?

      If you want to nominate your favourite(s) in the comments is cool. Some are not eligible because they were produced by Venus and my pseudonyms and we’ve paid for enough of our own meals.

  9. Yes yes it’s high time for the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The winners of our prestigious Meme Comp.

    Unfortunately we told one of our prolific winners/losers You Know Who in advance that he’d placed second and he flew immediately into a fit of jealousy and comparison and had to have a lie down.

    Whatever. First prize, the privilege of taking me to a champagne lunch goes to MacReady! For his entry right at the very top, Willy Wonka questioning Umers on book burning!! Yaaaaay Woooooowoooooo So if anyone sees MacReady, please let him know. Although he might have left the country.

    Second prize, a night out with Venus, goes to Binky the Pranic Primate, which is much more Venus’ speed. Binky (aka You Know Who) might find it’s more like a night in with Venus watching repeats of Ru Paul’s Drag Race on the telly, but she reckons there’ll be all u can eat bananas.

    Third Prize, two nights in with Venus, with or without bananas goes to Anonymous and their brilliant Lie Lie Lie Cats.

    Our condolences to all other contestants, but let’s just say we were STUNNED at the quality of the entries, and if any of you are truly shattered that you didn’t win, we are available for free meals most of the time, although Venus will settle for a free cup of tea.

    As for You Know Who, I don’t know why he got so upset and called me a name. We’ve awarded him the booby prize for the worst, most hopeless and offensive entry, for an obscene monstrosity we could not publish without being arrested. As much as we loved it. For that he cops a day long modern art excursion with me and Venus, including a lecture from Venus on contemporary aesthetics and etiquette, and he has to buy us both lunch. AND SNACKS.

    Take that You Know Who, and thanks everyone for your entries.

    The comp will remain open as therapy.

    • Darkly Venus says:

      Hey MacReady, you’d better make sure your credit card is in good shape, she can really put it away.

      You could give her Chateau Plonk though and she’ll never know. Just tell her it’s Veuve.

      And be careful when you try to help her into a taxi. She does this thing where she pretends to fall over, but she’ll pull you in on top of her. I can’t believe how often that works for her…

      • Hey, I don’t hear any complaints.

        At least we’ll have fun. How do you propose to entertain Binky the Pranic Primate once the bananas run out? I’ll suppose you’ll read him War & Peace or something?

        MacReady’s not answering calls. Anyone know where he is?

      • MacReady says:

        Sorry for being unfashionably late here. I won?! Woo-hoo!

        Er, I mean, my memes don’t need anyone to like them or any sort of recognition. They are free of such pranic ego-driven entity-impulsed illusion of the lower-mind’s so-called intellect. I’m not special. I’m just a humble man, the same as anyone else here. Except I’m the most amazing person in history who knows more in my inner-heart than any scientist on earth.

        Anyway, what’s the prize again? Whatever it is, make sure it’s awarded to me in the correct energy and without any stipulations as to how I might use it, much like the tax-free charity donations and cash-only inheritances I strongly recommend you hand over to me rather than your own children.

        • BRAVO!! You’re well on your way to owning your very own cult.

          The prize? I promise you will never forget it Precious…And no, it is not redeemable for cash.

          How crass.

          BUT, watch your back MacReady. Binky the Pranic Primate is still shirty at not winning and has resorted to dissing his competitors, grumbling about love-less-ness and beating his chest. Straight out of Serge’s playbook.

        • MacReady says:

          I can feel Binky’s jealousy from here. He’s in contraction, stemming from comparison and love-less choices. In-truth, all the meme entries were the work of equal sons of God, and each one expressed the one-unified-truth that is Serge’s lack of integrity equally so. I am not the winner because that would mean that the other contestants ate losers, which cannot be since we are all equal. It’s just that I’m a bit more equal, therefore give me all your money or you won’t ascend the initiation ladder and you’ll miss out on slurping pea & basil soup with the Ascended (pedophiles and murderers) Masters.

  10. Where's the money Deborah says:

    I haven’t laughed so much since Serge couldn’t string a sentence together on A Current Affair. Amazing!!